Who would win Bible or Quran

[18:33:37] <+exp_hog> if the quran and the bible got in a fight, who would win?
[18:33:47] <+Wilhem_II> Bible
[18:33:49] <+exp_hog> how so?
[18:33:55] <%Gamemaster> Did you ignore what I just said?
[18:33:57] <+exp_hog> oh and no white mans magic (guns)
[18:34:12] <+Lusitan_[TFD]> the Quran is like the younger brother
[18:34:19] <+Spanishiwa> anyone seen cptblck around anytime recent
[18:34:22] <+exp_hog> yea but if you could turn it into a human bean
[18:34:29] <+exp_hog> and pit them against eachother in a equal playing field
[18:34:38] <%Gamemaster> being?
[18:34:52] <+exp_hog> imagine that i am a wizard!!!
[18:35:01] <+exp_hog> now i use my powers of logic and turn them into people
[18:35:16] <+exp_hog> they are trained like judge dread and have no weapons and wearing only a loin cloth
[18:35:20] <@Britishdude> a human bean...*nods and waits to see how this turns out*
[18:35:21] <+exp_hog> they are built with a nice 6pack
[18:35:25] <%Gamemaster> if only you had powers of logiv
[18:35:27] <@YATSEN10R> LOL
[18:35:27] * +PrincessRo|TGR-afk huggles YATSEN10R randomly
[18:35:28] <+exp_hog> sweaty powerful muscles...
[18:35:29] <%Gamemaster> logic
[18:35:36] <+exp_hog> nice abs
[18:35:40] <+exp_hog> guns of steel
[18:35:41] * @YATSEN10R just got huggled
[18:35:47] * @YATSEN10R :-o
[18:35:59] <+exp_hog> and were to wresle in a mud pit
[18:36:07] <+exp_hog> i need to know the winner
[18:36:32] <+exp_hog> this isn't soley for me by the way guys
[18:36:34] <@YATSEN10R> Why would you wrestle in the mud, whats the point?
[18:36:42] <+exp_hog> well, it makes it more dynamic
[18:36:45] * +Kelso loves Maxwell Smart
[18:37:04] * @YATSEN10R would use a Magnum or a shotgun:P
[18:37:11] <+exp_hog> they have magnums in their pants
[18:37:14] <+exp_hog> does that count or no
[18:37:29] <+exp_hog> i don't think they'll change the outcome if they both have magnums
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[18:37:35] <%Gamemaster> 20:36 Kelso loves Maxwell Smart <-- aye
[18:37:41] <%Gamemaster> the old one
[18:37:46] <%Gamemaster> not the new one so much
[18:37:48] <+Wilhem_II> why do I get a feeling King is a troll too?
[18:37:53] <+Kelso> Get Smart (the New movie) is AWESOME
[18:37:58] <+exp_hog> i dunno about you guys but the quran would win just by a hair
[18:38:01] <@YATSEN10R> Is it on now?
[18:38:07] <+King> D:
[18:38:08] <+King> -.-
[18:38:21] <+Kelso> No I was watching it before churhc this mornign though lol
[18:38:23] <+exp_hog> has anyone seen robo cop?
[18:38:27] <%Gamemaster> exp_hog: You have a reason or just a educated guess?
[18:38:28] <+Kelso> Im watching James Bond right now
[18:38:36] <@YATSEN10R> What channel?
[18:38:38] <%Gamemaster> Besides, have you read either?
[18:38:39] <@YATSEN10R> Which one?
[18:38:39] <+exp_hog> yea i got proof
[18:38:50] <+exp_hog> the 2nd one
[18:39:06] <+exp_hog> well the quran is a mud skinned man whose ripped in his loin cloth with his huge magnum
[18:39:23] <+exp_hog> and the bible is a white skinned man whose also ripped in his loincloth with a magnum
[18:39:36] <+exp_hog> in the mud, the quran would blend in and as they wresle
[18:39:40] <%Gamemaster> waitwat
[18:39:44] <+Palpatine|Ambassador|GATO> no more trolls?
[18:39:45] <+exp_hog> he'll blend in and get him from behind
[18:39:55] * %Gamemaster headdesks
[18:39:59] <@YATSEN10R> Kelso, what channel, and what movie?
[18:40:05] <%Gamemaster> Trolls are fairly funny
[18:40:05] * +Palpatine|Ambassador|GATO facedesks
[18:40:26] <+exp_hog> so as hes behind he'll pin him in the mud
[18:40:35] <+exp_hog> and hold him down long enough to show whose boss
[18:40:42] <+exp_hog> and that's why the quran would beat up the bible
[18:40:47] <+exp_hog> with camoflauge...

[18:42:30] <+exp_hog> hey guys you like robocop?
[18:42:33] <+exp_hog> that guys badass
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[18:43:02] * @YATSEN10R has never seen Robocop, but it is on his to-see list
[18:43:08] <+exp_hog> do you think robocop has a bible/
[18:43:11] <@YATSEN10R> It's a very long list:P
[18:43:36] <+exp_hog> i know judge dread has a sudo space bible
[18:43:44] <+exp_hog> i write judge dread fanfics
[18:43:46] <+Palpatine|Ambassador|GATO> Judge Dred hehehehe
[18:44:12] <+exp_hog> and from the several hundred times i saw judge dread, he definitely owns a sudo space bible
[18:44:43] * @YATSEN10R doesn't know what 'sudo' means;)
[18:44:51] <+exp_hog> i am watching robocop RIGHT NOW and hes dangling from a building
[18:44:53] <+exp_hog> how cute
[18:46:00] * PrincessRo|TGR-afk is now known as PrincessRo|TGR
[18:46:03] <+exp_hog> OH GOD JESUS CHRIST!
[18:46:10] <+exp_hog> robocop just got hit by a big robot!
[18:46:19] <+exp_hog> shit damn hes being welded on RIGHT NOW!
[18:46:29] * TheTerminator (hays00101@7B466C91.7C7F1958.60086BAE.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
[18:46:46] <+exp_hog> oh golly, he made the other robot miss and blew up a tank of gas behind me
[18:46:49] <+exp_hog> alex murphy lives another day
[18:47:24] <+Palpatine|Ambassador|GATO> u just earned a kick
[18:47:24] <+Kelso> I want to get away..I want to get away
[18:47:33] <@YATSEN10R> Is it Robocop or Robocop 2?
[18:47:39] <+exp_hog> robocop 2
[18:47:41] <@YATSEN10R> Why Kelso?
[18:47:52] <+Kelso> Its a song lol
[18:48:04] <+Kelso> Britishdude: ....you seem to think that I actually care what you think about me....I dont
[18:48:06] <+exp_hog> oh god robocop added a RED THING INSIDE A CYLINDER!
[18:48:10] <+Kelso> How about now?
[18:48:11] <@YATSEN10R> By who?
[18:48:18] <+Kelso> Idk....
[18:48:24] * @YATSEN10R is confused
[18:48:25] <+exp_hog> allah save robocop, i am begging you
[18:48:28] <@Britishdude> Wow Kelso....that was random
[18:48:28] <+exp_hog> also jesus save him too
[18:48:39] <+exp_hog> i bet people don't get multiple gods to save or ask for 1 thing
[18:48:47] <+Kelso> Its called you know good and well what it means
[18:49:15] <+Kelso> Britishdude: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME
[18:49:20] <+exp_hog> robocop does
[18:49:24] <+exp_hog> and when he arrests you
[18:49:25] <@Britishdude> Well considering theres only 1 God I would have to agree with you exp_hog
[18:49:26] <+exp_hog> you'll do time
[18:49:26] <+Kelso> HOW DO YOU LIKE ME KNOW
[18:49:28] <+Kelso> *NOW
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[18:49:42] <+exp_hog> hey british do you think robocop will survive this ordeal?
[18:49:51] <@Britishdude> beats me Im not watching it
[18:49:53] <+exp_hog> please tell me yes and if he doesn't live, lie to me that he will live
[18:49:55] <@YATSEN10R> You realize it's just a movie, and it will turn out the same way every time, regardless of who or what you pray to:P
[18:49:56] <+Kelso> haha you call me spam...but not robocop...you are ridiculous
[18:50:09] <@Britishdude> Hes not annoying me
[18:50:24] <@Britishdude> You on the otherhand...
[18:50:24] <+exp_hog> robocop is almost over
[18:50:42] <+exp_hog> i am at the edge of my seat my hearts pouding
[18:50:49] <+Kelso> Anything I say annoys you Britishdude
[18:50:52] <+Kelso> just admit it
[18:51:02] <+Kelso> Im just better than you and you cant take it anymore
[18:51:19] <%Gamemaster> <_<
[18:51:24] <%Gamemaster> >_>
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[18:51:40] * Kelso was kicked by Britishdude (Britishdude)

<DerKaiser> Answer me this, why do many Christians and even non-believers seem to think that Jesus will return to Earth and perform a miracle to prove himself? If he is truly the son of God, shall he not come as he did before, in a meagre setting?
<DerKaiser> For if he came with 'super powers' that would be contradicting the Bible itself
<DerKaiser> Which is wholly misinterpreted as it is
<Britishdude> I see what you're saying
<Britishdude> But the Bible is clear that in the 2nd coming he will take all the saints that are living on Earth and take them with him to Heaven
<Britishdude> there will be 7 years of tribulation for those that stay on Earth after that, with the rise of the anti-Christ and all that
<DerKaiser> And this is from Revelations?
<Britishdude> Then you'll have the Battle of Armageddon
<Britishdude> Along with Thessalonians, Collosians and some other books that have bits of prophecy
<DerKaiser> Because I often think that perhaps even some parts of the Bible that seem so clear, or seem so simply put, might have a much deeper meaning
<DerKaiser> Like when God created Eve out of Adam's rib
<DerKaiser> I don't think it happened so literally
<DerKaiser> So our literal minds as humans, may be completely misinterpreting some of the deeper meanings behind the text
<Britishdude> True, so what do you think the rib was talking about?
<Britishdude> I think it was both litteral and symbalic at the same time
<DerKaiser> The rib protects the heart, so perhaps it is stating something to that end
<DerKaiser> Personally, I am a Christian myself (all trolling aside), but I believe that God used Evolution and the 'Big Bang' to form the Earth
<DerKaiser> Why must religion and science be seperate?
<Britishdude> I can agree with that
<DerKaiser> For is got not the ultimate scientist?
<Britishdude> Im not saying it is
<DerKaiser> *God
<DerKaiser> Ah, what do you think then?
<Britishdude> 1 moment I must deal with trolls
<DerKaiser> They're all from my alliance
<DerKaiser> Tell them to go away
<DerKaiser> Say Der orders it
<Britishdude> alrighty back now
<Britishdude> What do I think about what? The rib thing?
<DerKaiser> Well, just Christianity in general.
<DerKaiser> Do you follow the bible rigidly?
<DerKaiser> Or do you look a little deeper into it?
<Britishdude> Well, I dont just take it at face-value
<Britishdude> I try to figure out 1)who wrote it 2)the audience its directed at, and 3) the genre of the selection Im reading
<DerKaiser> So what about Revelations?
<DerKaiser> It sounds so obscure, yet specific
<Britishdude> Revelations is a tricky one
<DerKaiser> I agree. I doubt we were meant to know what's going to happen
<DerKaiser> Until it happens
<DerKaiser> It claimed there was going to be a rise of 3 Dictators, also
<DerKaiser> I assumed that was Hitler, Mussolini and Tojo
<DerKaiser> But honestly, I have no diea
<DerKaiser> *idea
<Britishdude> Well there have been many dictators since that was written
<DerKaiser> Exactly, so we have no idea which ones
<DerKaiser> But during WWII, there were specifically 3, but that's just my interpretation
<Britishdude> yeah I see what you mean
<Britishdude> Perhaps it means The Kaiser, Hitler, and someone whos yet to come
<DerKaiser> All German?
<Britishdude> *shrugs*
<DerKaiser> Exactly
<DerKaiser> No idea
<Britishdude> maybe it means 3 dictators over Israel
<DerKaiser> I dislike to confusion of Christianity
<Britishdude> If thats the case then you could say Romans, Ottomans, and someone whos still to come
<DerKaiser> That's another thing that confused me. If the Jews are the chosen people, then how are all men born equal?
<Britishdude> Well, thats old testement
<DerKaiser> But it never set a timer on the Jews, so I assume they're still the chosen people
<Britishdude> Well, there day came when Jesus came along
<DerKaiser> There are a number of contradictions throughout the Bible, which leaves me with a few options...
<Britishdude> Theres a verse in Galatians about that
<Britishdude> let me look it up
<DerKaiser> Thanks
<Britishdude> Galatians 3:26 for in Christ Jesus you are all sons of God, through faith. 27 For as many of you as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus. 29 And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise.
<DerKaiser> I like that
<DerKaiser> That cleared up an issue for me
<Britishdude> Smile
<DerKaiser> I think the primary problem with the Bible, that causes the most issues, is ignorance
<Britishdude> I have to agree
<DerKaiser> People take sides and opinions, without ever having read the Bible, or been to church
<DerKaiser> Which is why I try to keep my mind open
<DerKaiser> Oh, and sorry for the trolling. I was trying to make a point
<DerKaiser> :3
<Britishdude> No problem
<Britishdude> I didnt consider any of that trolling btw
<Britishdude> since you brought it up privatly and all
<DerKaiser> I was referring to the #CN-CCC
<DerKaiser> Jezus
<DerKaiser> etc
<Britishdude> ah ha
<DerKaiser> Just wanted to make a point about Jesus having to prove himself to be recognized
<DerKaiser> Which many people are assuming he will
<DerKaiser> Like, he'll appear and everyone will float of to heaven or be left behind
<DerKaiser> Perhaps it is that straight forward
<DerKaiser> But knowing the Bible, I doubt it
<Britishdude> Meh maybe you're right
<Britishdude> But its been studied for since it was written about 1920 years ago
<DerKaiser> Studies by mortals. There are limits to human intelligence, and we follow the placemarks of generations before us
<DerKaiser> Rarely do we get people like Einstein, who just destroy the generally considered facts and recontruct the truth
<DerKaiser> Sometimes, even in the form of trolls like the Pastafarians, it can make us think much deeper about our own faith
<Britishdude> Its been torn apart by great theologians over time though
<Britishdude> But I can see what you're saying
<Britishdude> I suppose thats what faith is for thoughj
<DerKaiser> Exactly
<DerKaiser> We've spent our time examining and tearing apart and inspecting the Bible
<DerKaiser> When it clearly demands faith
<Britishdude> I hope some more trolls show up
<Britishdude> that was fun
<Britishdude> So did you order the troll raid?

SO DID YOU ORDER THE TROLL RAID KAISER?

DID YOU????